BIG FAT STUPID SUV Lyrics

© 2008 Bill Burnett

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You been hoggin all the lanes so long 
That you think that you're the king of the road 
You got a long honkin' line of cars stuck behind you
And their tempers are about to explode
You got a plume a fumes comin' out of your butt
Makin everybody gasp
And you're runnin out of time, runnin out of room
Soon you're gonna run out of gas
YOU BIG FAT STUPID SUV

There's nothin dummer than a Hummer in the summer 
Gettin negative MPG
I got his number cause the sticker on his bumper
Says hooray for the GOP
He's an anti-aborter and a war supporter
And he doesn't see the irony
He just yanks the crank and fills the tank of his WMD
YOU BIG FAT STUPID SUV

You used to be so strong Ameria
And you could do no wrong America
When Did USA turn into SUV?

Now I was born in a 57 Chevy 
Headin west on Route 66
I learned to drive on the lap of my daddy
Drivin's still the way I get my kicks
So I know how you feel in your Monster Mobile
I know where you're comin from
But I also know where we goin
You're gonna drive us all to kingdom come
YOU BIG FAT STUPID SUV
YOU BIG FAT STUPID SUV

Stupid...Ugly...Violent